Friday 5 April 2013

Chapter Three: Leave the bees alone!

Chapter Three.

Leave the bees alone!

Welcome back to the extreeemely late addition of the Brown Legacy story. I do really want to apologise for the lateness though. Recently I have been very very ill and in and out of hospital, so while I've had loooads of pictures to narrate, I just haven't been up to it :(

Regardless! I've made this chapter especially long, just because I love you all! :)

Elsie fast asleep in her crib, isn't she cute?


Well she would have been if I didn't realise that the other devil child is sleeping the exact same way. I bet they are on a psychic plane together plotting my demise. 



The children did actually have a birthday party. I just convinently lost the photos of it. I don't think I've ever had 'born in game' Sims with such personalities. Lottie is really into outdoorsy things, which is brilliant, seeing as she's a vampire, but hell, we'll go with it. We'll just have to see how much Lottie enjoys fishing once the sun starts affecting her!
Lottie is also a vegetarian now! I figured she'd be the environmentalist of the group.



Tally is big into painting, and anything else artsy really.

Elsie rolled a wish instantly for a chemistry set, and the wonderful loving creator I am, I gave her one. For some reason Elsie has glitched so she almost insta-levels everything she does which is crap because now she is exceptionally good at everything.


Almost everything.



Brandon visits almost every night. Everytime I see him my heart aches with longing. Not to mention the devil cat is long  gone. (Simulated cats may or may not have been harmed during the making of this chapter.) so Oliver is getting lonely again.



Elizabeth, this is the THIRD time you have done this. This is your THIRD wish. THIRD. Surely you can't be that surprised still!?



Oh.. uh... Did we catch you at a wrong time Mr Genie?



Today I learned that you can revive pets with the genie :)



The Zees say sleepin' the eyes say creepin'.



I don't even care if Brandon has be reincarnated as a devil hound. I love all my devil children and pets.



Besides, I have one angel pet :) Oliver is getting old now, and is an official Elder dog.



OH GOD! OH MY GOD! SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE! QUICK!
Oh...



False alarm everyone. 



I'm glad I have one normal child.. Wait... Imaginary Friend? Oh hell no, I'm determined to have one normal child in my household.



Yees child, just keep painting. Ignore the voices in your head.



Summer time in Sunlit Tides! 



I'm not a real big fan of Sims children, I find them pretty two dimentional, and having three at the same time was a neverending nightmare. So, the lovely person I am, I shipped them all off to a prestigious boarding school.
Of course the devil children were the first to get going, Elsie has taken to pretty much wearing her formal wear 24/7. All the time. All. The. Time. Lottie on the other hand just wanted to be a princess.



Normal child :)



Not one limo, not even two. No, they send a limo each for them. A limo each. Three limos. Limos? Whats the plural of limo? Limo's? Limbos? LIMPTOES?!



House update, downstairs.



House update upstairs.



Just another picture of the boys :')



With the addition of the THREE babies, I decided that it might be a good time to look for a cure for vampirism. I didn't want to end up with a house of old as fuck Vampires :\ I'm not a Twihard.
Talking of vampires, I wanted Josh to look said old as fuck vampire. So I made his face more angular with plastic surgery at the hospital.



I also changed his clothes and hair. Doesn't he look awesome? :3



Josh was enthusiastic about a cure and spent days and nights learning alchemy so he could find the cure for himself and his family.



Brandon is my favourite adopted pet ever. Seriously. I don't even know why. I just love him and want him to be real.



My butler has an interesting approach to beekeeping.



By this I mean he spends all his time changing in and out of his suit so he can continuously clean them. Even when he is tired. Even when the house needs cleaning. Even when Elizabeth Is waiting to get to the bloody thing to harvest that sweet sweet money. Honey, I mean honey.


FOR FUCK SAKE BUTLER MAN, STOP!


He waits his turn.



Oh yeah baby, you harvest that sweet delicious honey.



They spend a lot of time doing this, I'm not sure if it's cute or obsessive.



Okay so, here's some Sim's logic for you. Oliver managed to find and carry this massive space rock home on one of his hunting trips. Yep.



Both Elizabeth and Josh rolled wished to have another child. And despite all they had been through with triplets I decided to let them have another, just because, babies are fun.



Josh is no slave to the bees, he will wear no such ridiculous hats when tending them.



Aint no baby making my lady stop working.



Still searching for the cure in the newly decorated alchemy room.



Ohh shiny.
I love how I made him look, and those purple eyes :3
Today I also learnt that if you have a pram in your inventory that when you leave the hospital your sim will use it :O Meet Henry Brown:
Traits:
  • Evil
  • Great Kisser
Starsign: Taurus.
Species: Vampire
Favourite Food: O Positive.
Favourite Colour: Red.
Favourite Music: Country.
Lifetime Wish: Become a Superstar Athlete.



The children come home as teenagers and it's almost as though nothing has even changed! Lottie is still fishing. 


Tally is still painting.



And Elsie is still the smartest of the three.



And of course, Henry was aged into a toddler. What is wrong with all my children?


Tuesday 1 January 2013

Chapter Two: Too Many Babies.

Chapter Two.

Too Many Babies.


(Some pictures were taken before I had a chance to change outfits and hair so the old look might be seen in some of the following pictures.)
It’s about this time that I realise that she still hasn’t got a steady boyfriend, and there is no heir in sight to take over the family name so I got Elizabeth into online dating, which EA managed to keep just about as creepy as regular online dating.


I half expected porn.

Finally a date! I was asked on a date by Kai who Elizabeth hasn’t really spoken to since their short fling. I arrived and he is OLD. Ergh! God damn it game. Oh but wait, what is this now!?


This hairy chap took an interest and Elizabeth, as desperate as she is, took this opportunity to get to know him a little better.


But she is a little socially inept and often does this with her arms.


Just a bonus beautiful photo of a rainbow. I really do love Sims 3 landscapes and weather is just so awesome.


You can’t follow the rainbow to the end, it just keeps moving away *sadface* EA should have had leprechauns in Supernatural or Seasons would have worked soooo good.


With the ending of fall Elizabeth had a costume party and invited everyone with even half good genetics among the guests was Josh, a vampire that Elizabeth liked. Of course she didn’t hold back the spack hands.


And this guy showed up.


I think everyone has collectively decided to just ignore him..


The next day Elizabeth called Josh from the party to have a chat. Their conversation went something like this 
Elizabeth: “I love me some trowellin’” 
Josh: “Oh…”


House update.  Upstairs. Here you can see I’ve added a new floor. There is a triple staircase leading up to an open landing which has three double archways into a long thin hallway. Coming off the hallway is a small room for the butler I wanted to hire and two bedrooms with ensuites.  


House update. Downstairs. The living room has been moved, old bedroom now empty.


Another date offer, I’m almost jealous of my sim.  So off she goes in her hideous yellow car to the date location in the snow. Where could it be!? The theatre? A fancy resturaunt? The winter fair? I’m so excited!


He took me to the school. Okay. That’s fine. We can make the best of any bad situations with snowmen.

Oh but wait! He might be a bit of a paedophile but there seems to be something about him!


So adorable :3


Brandon, who had been old when he was adopted into the family, passed.  This particularly sucked because he was awesome.


With the short winter coming to an end in Sunlit Tides Elizabeth threw a gift giving party for all her friends and potential lovers, especially Vampire Josh. Also, glitch archway :\


Before long Spring rolls in as does the Spring Fair, and Elizabeth decides to ask Josh on a date. Even the Love-o-matic sees passionate love in these twos futures. 


Elizabeth and Josh sharing a dance, Oliver seems a little jealous.


This could be love - oh – love!


On the other hand, who would pay for a kiss from her?


Or him?! D:


Adulthood is going good for Elizabeth. The money is rolling in with farming (not) and she may have found herself a pudding-faced, blood sucking keeper!


With Brandon’s death came a loneliness, particularly in Oliver who had been Brandon’s best friend. So we got a kitten called Bones.


I hate cats, even when they are adorable.


Insta-age up to cat, because CBA with waiting around for that. Okay, I’ll admit, cats are a little cute.


With Elizabeth’s life time points we got a genie lamp.


Really Elizabeth, that shocked by rubbing a mystical lamp? You really had no idea about what might happen? I am disappoint Elizabeth.


The genie is so chill.


She made a wish for a large family, which I thought would mean a) clone b) a child c) pregnant by genie (pff idk.) d) larger capacity for the household (more than 8) So I was clearly disappointed when she just got a fertile moodlet.


Elizabeth: I’m so sad about Brandon…
Josh: Mhmm, me too. Mmm. Mmmm. 


Girlfriend sobbing over dead dog. Doesn’t matter had sex. (This is Josh, don’t know why his hair changed :/)


That escalated quickly.


Pregnant Elizabeth is invited by Baby Daddy Josh to his crib for a party. Really? This shit hole is where you keep running back to five minutes into any date? Jesus… (Side note, Josh was particularly difficult to spend time with as he always had to leave…)


Finally, after weeks of sim time Elizabeth popped the question, Josh couldn’t resist my charms clearly, that or my threat of enormous  child care payments for the rest of his days really worked.


Overreacting a little Elizabeth?


Just because she’s pregnant doesn’t mean my sim wants to stop partying. That’s a lie too, I actually made her have the party and then she went to bed while her guests stripped naked and disgraced my cheap ass hot tub.


I have no words to describe how happy I am that EA bought the Smustle back! Best dance move ever.


In between the skinny dippers and the smustling Elizabeth went into labour.


I’m sure we all know what a basket means, it is now that I realise exactly what I wished for…


Meet Tally Brown.
Traits:
  • Artistic
  • Virtuoso

Favourite Food: Vegitarian Fish and Chips.
Favourite Music: Rockabilly.
Favourite Colour: Spice Brown.
Starsign: Aries.
Species: Human.


 Elsie Brown
Traits:
  • Genius.
  • Insane.

Favourite Food: Stir-Fry.
Favourite Music: Hip Hop
Favourite Colour: Aqua
Starsign: Pisces
Species: Vampire.


Lottie Brown
Traits:
  • Loves the Heat.
  • Loves the Outdoors.

Favourite Food: Cheesesteak.
Favourite Music: Indie.
Favourite Colour: Hot Pink.
Starsign: Gemini.
Species: Vampire.


Elizabeth: Three? Three yeah? Okay, I’m just going to go kill myself.


I noticed my cat kept doing this weird thing where he’d make himself really small.


What the actual fuck is this demon cat?


I didn’t even know babies could pull faces, I think I’m getting a little broody.


Finally unpregnant I was happy to have Elizabeth marry Josh. The whole idea was to wait until she wasn’t pregnant so she could wear her wedding dress, but I forgot to change her into the right outfit. Also I set the chairs up wrong and no one could sit down. So it was a hit, right?


Josh: I’m hungry!
Elizabeth: Yes, well you also smell like garbage.


Elizabeth: You are everything to me.
Josh: I am still very hungry.


Elizabeth: You tire me.


You may now kiss the bride!


Josh Brown

Traits:
  • Good Sense of Humour
  • Great Kisser
  • Can’t Stand Art.
  • Daredevil.
  • Athletic.

Starsign: Taurus.
Species: Vampire
Favourite Food: O Positive.
Favourite Colour: Red.
Favourite Music: Country.
Lifetime Wish: Become a Superstar Athlete.


Of course I aged the kids into toddlers, and here the little beauties are!
Tally Brown.

Lottie Brown.

Elsie Brown.

Don’t roll your eyes at me you little shit.

Tally is just too cute :3
HURR HURR MILK.

Please sir, may I have some more?

I just love the toddler animations too much.

I will leave you with this image of the Triplet Baby Training Factory.

That concludes chapter two! I hope you have enjoyed this installment of the Brown Legacy. More to come soon, ciao!